i 
    got fire in my belly
    fire in my soul
    i took some pyrotechnic jelly
    and i put it in my bowl
    tore me a new asshole
    shocked and persuaded my soul
    just playing my role 
    in rearranging the poles
    it's time to realign
    and sometimes it takes force
    to set this ship back on course
    i got a little bit hoarse
    cause i was screaming so much
    plus i burned my throat upon a dutch
    you don't even want to know what we put in the punch
    cause i'm a chemical warrior
    blew up my laboratory
    had a good cover story
    about spreading god's glory
    spent my days in memorial
    went through the beauracratic maze 
    started off in janitorial
    cleaning up other people's shit
    for my last little skit
    i put piranas in the toilet
    a four-star general got his dick bit
    threw a fucking fit
    like ben & jerry
    i was outa there lickety split
    but it turned out they liked my gumption
    and my appetite for destruction
    and my exuberant consumption
    they were under the assumption
    that i had the skills to make it big
    so i went from cleaning bathrooms
    to sabotaging oil rigs
    i ate figs in the desert
    with osama bin laden
    you know he hasn't forgotten
    anything the first george bush taught him
    i smoked blunts with fidel
    i saw saddam inside his cell
    then dick cheney took me on a guided tour of hell
    i was learning to be
    everything i could be
    i was part of the vast government conspiracy
    cause the land of the free
    is enslaved by money
    the dollars and cents
    business industry
    i was gonna make it big
    someday
I wrote 
    this song at the beginning of last summer. It's just me fantasizing about 
    being a spy again.
    Tonight (Feb 8) I just did a new version of it in about two hours on my laptop.
    It was the first time I used the built-in mic on the iBook. Sounds nice!
    I think there's a different version on the "Thanks 4 Nothing USA" 
    CD. 
    It's similar to the first version here, it's too late at night for me to figure 
    it out.
    The transfer from my old computer to my new one is muy confusing.